He got stoned waiting for his fuck buddy to arrive for a morning fuck session. Answering the door naked and ready for action, he drags the young lady into the unit where he proceeds to fuck her. The problem is that it was not his fuck buddy.
They met at the psychologists office. She was in a session and he was waiting his turn in the waiting room when a deranged killer burst into the office. They were temporarily held hostage before escaping to hide and wait for help. They passed the time by becoming very intimate.
A weedy old man on the train offers him three wishes. He's the sceptic and a smart ass so he names two sexually charged wishes to shock the old guy. "Granted" he replies. They arrange to meet again in three weeks to hear the third wish. He thinks nothing of it until hours later he discovers that his second wish has come true. He decides to see if his first wish also comes true.
They were both 16 years old. Sex hadn't happened between them yet but it was going to happen eventually. Zoe's mum wanted to protect her daughter from another horny teenager - so she offered herself instead. She was pleasantly surprised at his level of experience, and his large endowment.
He gets caught having breakup sex with Zoe. He's banished to stay with his aunt Beth who sends him on an errand where he becomes the willing target of two cougars. Aunt Beth gets him to re-enact his cougar experiences with her when he comes home.
