White Male Stories

If you’ve ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, “This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing,” then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn’t just a parody. It’s a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn’t need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale. But buried beneath the suntan oil and the barely-there bikinis, there’s something deeper—a w

A story in the Stories About Kathy Universe
A romantic interlude with a woman I dated 36 years ago, floated into my mind today. She was a classmate in Nursing school, and, for quite a while, she was "The One That Got Away". I thought I'd try a flash story, simply as a change up from my usual wordy style

A Story in the Matt and Sophie's Genies Universe
Being a Genie's Master can be fun. Being the brother of a Genie's Master, on the other hand, can be less fun.

Sixteen-year-old Bryn tires of the boring life at the trailer park and her momma's perv boyfriend groping her tits and ass, so she packs her backpack for a road trip, puts on a hot outfit and thumbs out of town. This is the story of the adventures the sexy young teen experiences after she is picked up and leaves her old town.

Celadus, a Roman gladiator, is called to the Coliseum to fight for his Governor's amusement. There he meets and defends a young slave woman against the Coliseum's wild beasts. Afterward, he claims her as his prize...

A fourteen-year-old American student, traveling alone, comes under the sway of a Japanese military officer and vastly expands his sexual experience on the night train from Aomori to Tokyo in 1940.

As part of a business trip, a man visited a bar in search of a little fun. As soon as he met this beautiful Hispanic woman, the evening turned into more fun than he could have ever imagined. It wasn't until later that evening that he learned there was a second cock in his bed...

She accused him of being a closet bigot.
NOTE: If you find the "N" word offense, pass on this one.