...I'm not sure that I'm up to it. It's something which showed up in Paula's "Porny Interview."
Well, a couple of cases it was guys who had girlfriends who weren’t ready for sex, so they sent their horny boyfriends to me so that he’d leave them alone about it. But there were only two cases like that. I’m far too much of a romantic to risk breaking anybody up.
Now that could be fun. Imagine some fifteen year old girl talking to her boyfriend.
"Oh, Jim, I'm not ready for that yet. But, but I don't want you to go find some other girl who'll put out. I know, I'm special, but still. And I don't like that you have to just do without. Why don't you go have sex with Paula Akron. I know she doesn't want you for herself, so she can take care of the sex until I'm ready."
I thinks it's an interesting idea, but I don't know if I'll ever write it.