Always wondered where that expression comes from. Sounds painful to me. I think Ron Jeremy is the only one I know who was successful at it, or maybe I just don't understand it.
Anyway, what I meant to say is that last night I hit 400k downloads. I know I'm just a midget among all the big-time writers here, with my dirty little stories, but I'm still happy about that number. Posting "Mom Hired a Housekeeper" yesterday pushed me over the top.
Thanks to everyone who is reading my stories. I'm still writing a lot!