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Would you let God cum in your mouth?

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That philosophical, perhaps even existential, question has of course become a litmus test to determine the degree of religiosity in the average churchgoer. It is particularly appropriate when conversing with white, male, Southern Baptists. And others of the most evangelical bent.

The question was first postulated by that eminent theological scholar, Susan Silverman. (The pious man in her audience answered, after thoughtful consideration, “No.”)

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