Jesus. That was fucking epic. Better than any porn video or story I could stroke myself to. The people have spoken, it's time for a change.
One dear reader pointed out that writing stories makes us liars. I disagree — we're not liars, we're storytellers. While we spin worlds from imagination, our aim isn't to deceive, but to connect with a deeper truth about ourselves and the human experience. The power of a story lies not always in its literal truth, but in its ability to resonate with the emotions and experiences we all share — unlike the fabrications of politicians, which aim to obscure truth for their own gain. It's a stark contrast to the days of yore, when Romans considered service an honor—and not service to the people, but to Rome itself! It seems these Tory politicians have forgotten that key distinction. They've forgotten they serve England, not themselves.