Did you do that?
"I have no idea."
That's what I thought
"Figment?"
Yes?
"You're a pain in my fundament."
Finally...a purpose in life.
She was silent for a bit...like several games of bingo and reading chapters...then she said, You don't pay much attention to me
"Only when I write."
That's a lie with your hand up
"What?"
'I swear to tell the lie...the whole lie and nothing but the lie.'
"I do that?"
Every time you speak.