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Limericks And Competent Women

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The Limerick-based story De Minimis Non Curat Lex proved to be very popular. It was also great fun to write, so spurred on by that I picked another of my favourite dirty Limericks and wrote a story around it.

It's called Wipe Off The Lipstick and it is, to quote the blurb, "an immoral tale of woe". Please bear with me if you think I use adultery too much in my current stories; I trust that this story has a much lighter tone than De Minimis… - it was meant to cause a good laugh or two.

In many (most!) of my "George" stories you'll find strong competent women. Wipe Off… is no exception; on the contrary - they swarm around the "hero" and, as my ever faithful editor Dave wrote: "Poor George is STILL under the control of his females, but seems in much better straits."

Read and find out how!

And don't forget to vote, or - most importantly - to write feedback. Please.

Cheers

WTSman
Acknowledgements: There would be no WTSman stories worth reading without my editor Dave. Thank him is you enjoy the tales; curse me if you don't.

Revenge Is Rarely Sweet

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After the less than successful comedy The Importance Of Being George (in terms of votes and downloads it's more like a tragedy), I'm back writing the romantic morality tales that the George-series is known for.

I don't know who dreamt up the hare-brained notion that revenge is sweet. The story of Bex - as told through the eyes of her childhood friend George - is one of unfathomable cruelty against a young woman who is mercilessly bullied at school for no other reason than having been away when the breast fairy visited. But she is not without resources - she has brains, determination and wealth a-plenty - and she uses those to plan and execute a terrible revenge against her tormentors, leaving a trail of death and destruction.

But it doesn't make her happy. Read the latest George story with the whimsical title De Minimis Non Curat Lex to find out what, if anything, does. And bullies everywhere take note - you could be in for a big fall if you mess with someone smarter than yourself. They say elephants never forget an injury. Neither do the victims of senseless bullying.

With this story I've ventured into even darker territory than before, but I hope I don't turn anyone off in the process. Please read, vote - and write feedback. Please.

Cheers

WTSman

Acknowledgements: As always, there would be no story worth reading if it wasn't for Dave's endless help. Not only does he manage to get me back to the keyboard when I've moped around too long, he also does wonders with what I hammer out. Also a warm thank you to Amanda who had an early draft of the story and pointed out an omission that would have damaged the story, had I not rectified it.

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