Paige Hawthorne: Blog

Ordinarily, I wouldn’t dream of pleading the Fifth. But these are abnormal times. Ever since I announced the December 1-ish publication of “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito Mississippi”, the outrage has been … well, outrageous.

Every night when I gaze out at my picket-fenced lawn, the question is … will I see burning dildos?

So … perhaps I need a pseudonym for my pseudonym …

Cheers!

Paige

I anticipate a riot. Okay, maybe not an armed insurrection, but temperatures were running pretty high when I first posted “Real Housewives” earlier this year.

And now, to do a sequel? Insult to injury, anyone? Nevertheless, “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito, Mississippi" will thunder across SOL skies on December 1-ish.

Cheers!

Paige

Yes, in my upcoming story — “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito Mississippi” — preteen girls and boys are referenced. But it is their mothers — not the kids themselves — who are the subjects of interest.

No one under the age of 14 is in any way involved in any activity — sexual or not. Their sweet mamas? All bets are off.

I will begin posting “Part 2” on December 1, 2023. Unless I don't.

Cheers!

Paige

Modesty, self-control, brushing regularly, and a strong sense of fair play restrain me from nominating “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito” -- into the ‘Most Warped’ bracket.

Fortunately, the majority of those here — those few who can actually read — are, obviously, depraved. Thus — res ipsa loquitur.

For those of you who don’t understand ancient Greek, the phrase translates into — enjoy.

Posting begins on December 1, 2023. Or thereabouts.

Cheers!

Paige

“Oh, God, NO!”

“Anything but that!”

“Paige — just no. Full Stop.”

Butch up! Readers can be such pussies. Yeah, okay, the original “Real Housewives” was a much-reviled story. So, why not a sequel? But naughtier. Lustier. Even more lacking in socially-redemptive values. Depravity personified.

Posting for “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito Mississippi” begins on December 1. Of this year. Probably.

Cheers!

Paige