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What is the United Kingdom of Zoo?

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The United Kingdom of Zoo is the fake BBC documentary series created in the mind of the author, Luke Ozvik, with over 300 episodes "filmed."

The idea is that ladies are given the opportunity to come onto the show and discuss their desire to have sex with an animal, and then they are given the opportunity to do so! LIVE!

Each "episode" is chapter-length and features ladies of every age from 18-60. CONSENT is KING! Each chapter now includes a photo of the dog, too.

Book 1 has almost run its course here, but, there are currently FOUR BOOKS over on BOOKAPY, all under $5! Make Luke happy! Make YOURSELF happy! Go buy a book and see why Luke is considered by many to be the King of the Beasts!

Luke's page on Bookapy

--by ahorsewithnoname, his agent

The UK of Zoo (got some news for ya')

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The United Kingdom of Zoo, a 1.5 million word epic that is presented in "episodes" much live a television show, is being updated with photos of the various dogs.

My name is Rob (ahorsewithnoname) and I've been hired by the author to break the seasons into eBooks that can be purchased for under $5 over on Bookapy.com. The first volume consisting of 20 stories is now available, and more volumes will be coming during the week.

Rocky the Rottweiler. Bruno the Boxer. Vader the Alsatian. Prince the black Labrador. Randall the Pitfall. Vader the German Shepherd. Pictures of all of them decorate the eBook! At under $5, it's really a fair price. The author has worked hard to create over 300 episodes, and my job is to format them into eBooks.

Coming soon... Paddy the Irish Setter, Dino the Great Dane, Samson the German Pointer, and in Book 3... OMG... Casanova the Doberman! Truly frightening!

Check out what has been posted, and, if you are so inclined, click the Bookapy link and put a smile on Luke's face! Thank you in advance for your consideration, and have a nice day.

Questions answered...

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Strange as it may seem, I've only just noticed that if one scrolls to the end of the stories one can find all of the comments made on the stories... I've never thought to look before.

So, a few comments/questions asked - time to answer them...

There have been several compliments about the variety of reasons/motivations for women appearing on the show. There have also been a number of requests for more "what happened next?" sections. The truth is that I stopped saying "what happened next?" because I felt like I didn't have as many ideas for what would happen. I'm probably being lazy though - there's probably half a dozen 'easy' variations that could cycle round and round depending on who she is and what she gets out of the experience. Perhaps I need to add them back for future series.

I've dropped hints about future series set in the USA or featuring celebrities... I want to do both, but keep getting hung up on the idea of 'completing' the UK of Zoo before doing either. Big problem is - I don't know when the UK of Zoo will be completed! There are a lot of horny UK ladies out there who need to be serviced!

There have been a number of questions about my personal experience/angle on all of this... I'm a fan only. I've probably seen every video that's online - read a few stories (not nearly enough, I'm a lazy reader) - and a lover of the concept. My personal feeling about it is that just as I can't help being turned on by watching and thinking about it, there are people in the world who obviously can't help being turned on by the idea of doing it. So long as the beast is willing, I don't see anything morally wrong with it. I've owned dogs before that would happily hump your leg, or a cushion, or a packet of chips... How can they be abused by being given access to a nice, wet, pussy?

Also - someone mentioned dog 'love' as opposed to dog 'sex'... I do understand that this exists - but I feel that those who 'love' their animals are unlikely to go on a tv show to start their bestial life as they will already have experienced it with the dog they love. The UK of Zoo is all about first-time experiences.

Thank you for your comments and your continued support as readers... I write these stories partly to get them out of my head, but mainly because I know there are a few hundred people who read them, and I love the idea that I'm providing some entertainment to them. I keep telling myself to stop - that I'm just telling the same story over and over - but so long as you keep reading them, I'll keep trying to write them.

Series 6...

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Apologies for not posting these sooner. A few episodes to help some readers get through the boredom of lockdowns... More to come.

Corona

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To those that read my stories - I've been trying to post a story each week, and I had planned to take a few weeks off at the end of the current 'series'... But with everything that's going on in the world, I feel like I should put in the extra effort and keep 'inspiring' those who are interested - possibly even faster than once a week... If a genuine lock-down quarantine begins - you may get new episodes daily!

So please, let me know if I can include anything special for any of you. Those who have already made requests - you will be looked after in the upcoming series.

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