Jefferson: Blog

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it has finally happened. I finished a story. It is in the submission queue and should be posted soon.

The story is called "The Nuclear Option." It's short. Only one chapter. 9,100 words.

It's the story of two people who are stuck in a situation where only the nuclear option is the good option. Please me know what you think. I did not use any editor on this one so any mistakes are my own.

Hollywood actress Alyssa Milano, whose credits include roles in Who's the Boss? and Charmed, appeared at an anti-NRA rally in Dallas yesterday.

As unremarkable as that is, her appearance was notable because Milano showed up at the rally flanked by armed bodyguards.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/actress-attends-anti-nra-demonstration-flanked-by-armed-bodyguards/

Whatever crush I may have had on Ms. Milano in my younger years is totally and completely obliterated now. I don't even want to screw someone this stupid, much less date or marry them.

Thanks Alyssa for the fantasies but... Bye.

Is it just my dirty mind or does this new HGTV show, https://www.hgtv.com/shows/flipping-virgins , just set off all kinds of really dirty stories in your head?

Even if you take what they mean by "flipping", which is buying, renovating and then quickly selling a house, literally, the title still works for a Steven Seven story or some such. :)

A few ideas:

"Flipping Virgins" : the story of a "contractor" who "renovates" virginal females and turns them into usable sluts.

"Flipping Virgins" : the story of three female gymnasts who are desperate to achieve that last symbol of womanhood, to lose their virginity.

"Flipping Virgins" : The story of two young sisters, fresh out of college, saving themselves for marriage, who start flipping houses for extra money and get themselves flipped in the process.

And the list goes on....

"God bless us, every one!"

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

Happy Holidays.

Pick your favorite. Or Take them all. :)

I'm sorry.

Would you repeat that please?

Okay. Let me see if I've got this straight?

You have designed and built a house for you and your family but you didn't use an engineer, an architect and you're not planning to have the electrical wiring done by a professional or even inspected?

Aren't you risking you and your families property and lives? Oh, you're saving time and money. Is it really worth it? Oh, of course. It's "good enough" for you.

Wait!

Now you're telling me you are going to fix your car but you know nothing about fixing cars? And you're not even going to get a book or watch some YouTube videos or something?
You don't know what you're doing. Doesn't that seem dangerous to you? Oh, you're saving time and money. I see. So, it's "good enough" for you?

Wait, wait, wait!

You're telling me your little boy, six year old Matthew, is learning to paint? That's great. What are you doing with his paintings? Oh. Isn't that a little odd? You're just laying the paintings in the backyard. Aren't you worried they'll be damaged or destroyed by nature or a random passer-by?
Oh. I see. You're saving time and It's "Good enough."

Hold on now!

You're telling me you wrote a really good story, that has lots of really hot sex scenes in it, great plot and great characters but you wanna put it up just as fast as you can so everyone can read it and tell you how wonderful it is so you're not going to bother to "Waste time" having it edited in any way? Not even going to bother re-reading it yourself?
Oh I see. Once again it's "Good enough for you."

WHAT A LOAD!!!!!!!!!