rache: Stories

Soccer mom Gina is feeling the pressures of being a full time mother and wife. When a friend gives Gina a couple pills to help her cope, the suburban housewife suddenly finds her life spiraling out of control. Note: This is a repost and includes both novellas in one easy to carry package for your convenience.

Jimmy's discovery that his cheerleader girlfriend is the biggest slut in school is only one of many surprises in store for the young man as he confronts his friends, parents, and even his own heart in search of the truth.

When 19 year old Prissy goes to college she decides it's finally time for her to be herself. She dyes her hair blonde, changes her name to Pissie, and comes out of the closet as a lesbian piss slut...But will she ever find true love?

Two teenage girls find something that passes for love and romance together as they prey on society and their peers. (rache classic - all the caffeine, half-the sugar for the old, new generation why)

Tricia thought she'd found a new life when Thomas proposed marriage. She could be the virginal bride, faithful and obedient; the sort of wife innocent girls always imagine themselves to be. But Fate has a cruel sense of irony and it seems that Tricia hasn't run far or fast enough to escape her past.

rache talks about life, love, the pain and joy of writing, her "special" relationship with readers, anonymous email, plagiarism, the size of God's penis, and her own failings as a sort of almost kinda successful porn author struggling with a self-destructive fetish for pen names, tequila, and blogs. Um...Actually, I don't think I mention God's penis at all in my blogs, but it's huge! Big enough to fuck everybody! //rant / (Reviews)

A Story in the RBVS Universe
A teenage girl ditches an orphanage looking to exact a little revenge from God, or at least find something to numb the pain.

Hell is people, according to Sarte, but he wasn't much fun at parties either...Unlike a certain young woman who finds herself a guest at the Infernal Hilton. Between the room service, the free cable, and a would-be suitor who just won't take no for an answer, Rachael could be in real trouble.

When Josh gets a girl for his thirteenth birthday it's like a dream come true, but Tiffany isn't everything she seems to be...or is she?

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)